Chadness Tip #2=Cutlery Gets Lonely Too.

While not an actual safety issue, lonely cutlery does add to the deep dark depressing world that pretty much will swallow you whole if you don't listen to my tips people. You can add cheer to your life by ALWAYS setting each place with at least 2 pieces of cutlery. Its the least you can do if you can't do much.

Best poem to read to your cabbage before you dig in.

Hi people. This is Annabelle Agony. I am reading a very special poem by Allison Titus to my cabbage. Reading this poem to the cabbage makes it so I don't have as bad of gas when I eat it. Gas makes me sad. Very Very sad.