2.15.2010
Safety Tip # 1=Never Play with Eagle Claws when you are Falling off a Chair.
This is the first installment of safety tips from Chad. Chad used to work for Lockheed Martin but now he is a journalist for People magazine. Chad is a twelve year old prodigy. His interests include cars, fashion and safety. His assistant is Annabelle Agony. Ms. Agony is the 9 year old front woman for The Blonde Sorrows. When her album sells she won't have to be anybody's assistant. Annabelle likes to play the piano, dance and pick flowers. Don't try this at home, people. Just don't.
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Wow, I didn't know that people magazine hired journalists. Good going Chad!
ReplyDeleteVery sound advice as always, Blonde Sorrows. Here is my question: is it safe to play with a sea urchin while falling out of a bus?
ReplyDeleteKarin,
ReplyDeleteIf you are actually that clumsy, do not ride buses, or play with eagle talons or sea urchins for that matter.
From,
Chadness.
Theimann,
Of Course People magazine hired me. I am a prodigy.
Love,
Chadness