2.17.2010

Chadness Tip #2=Cutlery Gets Lonely Too.

While not an actual safety issue, lonely cutlery does add to the deep dark depressing world that pretty much will swallow you whole if you don't listen to my tips people. You can add cheer to your life by ALWAYS setting each place with at least 2 pieces of cutlery. Its the least you can do if you can't do much.

3 comments:

  1. Chad, is a spork, spife, knork or sporf lonely by itself?

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  2. Chadness - If I place my spoon by my knife what emotions will I evoke?

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  3. Theimann, everything is lonely. Mans quest is to end evil, and loneliness is evil. Without loneliness we have nothing to fight against. WIthout loneliness we are lazy. I hope this answers your question.

    Junocopia, if you were a violent person you would have tried this already. You must be a peaceful person who likes information. I dont know the anser because I am also a peaceful person except when I am fighting against loneliness.

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